Joel Elizabeth Hauser has been arrested on charges of shooting at his fellow officers. he is believed to be working with Medivh the Diety of Chaos. If you see Joel Hauser please report him to your local athorities.
Pictured below are the Fine Officers who worked to take down Hauser with the help of a Local Hero who wishes to remain nameless at this time…
Dectective Captain Maria’s official statement on the matter "I just hope this shows the citizens of this city that no matter who you are. you are not above the law. and we will find you and eat you.
When questioned about the situation one Mable O’Neil was quoted saying “Maria is looking like she put on a few pounds from all those tacos”
This has been Niko Cavallo With this Urgent Report. Stay classy san diego